Tony Soprano Quotes

What about the dead guy?[Christopher Moltisanti]You keep prodding him with a stick. You light a candle to Saint Anthony. But I think you’re f***ed.[Tony Soprano]

What do you get when you cross an accountant with a giant jet airplane? A Boring 747.

That’s how life is, I guess. Sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad. Things come, things go.

You don’t gotta love me, but you will respect me![to Christopher]

Yeah, Little Pussy. You think he’s gonna f*** with Big Pussy? My Pussy?[to Hesh]

It’s the 90s. Parents are supposed to discuss sex with their children.[Meadow Soprano]Yeah, but that’s where you’re wrong. You see, out there, it’s the 1990s, but in this house, it’s 1954. 1990s. 1954. So now and forever, I don’t want to hear any more sex talk, okay?[Tony Soprano]

I have patients who are suicidal.[Jennifer Melfi]Well, they’re not gonna feel any better about their life if you get clipped.[Tony Soprano]

Ten years you thought about Janice? There are men in the can better looking than my sister.[to Richie]

Stupidity would be a learning disorder, wouldn’t it?[to Junior]

You live, you learn.

What if something should happen?[Carmela Soprano]You dig out my blue suit, you call up old man Coletti, and tell him not to put too much makeup on my face.[Tony Soprano]

Well, all I know is, daughters are better at taking care of their mothers than sons.[Livia Soprano]Yeah, and I bought CDs for a broken record.[Tony Soprano]