What do you get when you cross an accountant with a giant jet airplane? A Boring 747.
People hide things from one another. They lie, they joke, they tell you what they think you want to hear.
If I was kidding, I would’ve said you’re witty and handsome.[Russ Langmore: You gotta be kidding me.]
For a joke to work, it has to have part of truth and part of pain.[Para que un chiste funcione, tiene que tener una parte de verdad y otra de dolor.]
I don’t kid about things falling out of the sky.[Angela Abar: You’re kidding?]
Human jokes leave much to be desired.
Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf’s height thinks he’s the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf’s height.
Every beautiful young thing is hilarious. And then you get old and you don’t understand why everyone isn’t still laughing at your jokes.
Camus says knowing we’re all gonna die makes life a joke.
Where were pencils invented? Pencil-vania.
What’s the difference between the Mafia and the government? One of them is organized!
What is wrong with them? Why do they think that hitting people with towels is still funny?[Neal Schweiber]If it wasn’t us, it would be kinda funny.[Bill Haverchuck]