People hide things from one another. They lie, they joke, they tell you what they think you want to hear.
For a joke to work, it has to have part of truth and part of pain.[Para que un chiste funcione, tiene que tener una parte de verdad y otra de dolor.]
Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf’s height thinks he’s the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf’s height.
Every beautiful young thing is hilarious. And then you get old and you don’t understand why everyone isn’t still laughing at your jokes.
What is wrong with them? Why do they think that hitting people with towels is still funny?[Neal Schweiber]If it wasn’t us, it would be kinda funny.[Bill Haverchuck]