He bangs chicks? Good for him. He f***s dudes? Got no problem with that. He starts f***ing fish? That’s taking it a step too far.[about Aquaman]
This is my jam. You know, this is back when men were real men, because they weren’t afraid to be women.
We’re born killers. What separates us from other killers is we only kill bad people. Usually. Unless there’s a mistake.[to Peacemaker]
What happened to the good old days where you could just non-stop f*** with somebody without them claiming to be a victim?
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Peacemaker is a great guy in almost every way, but his biggest flaw is that he commonly overestimates Eagly’s abilities.
My older brother told me there’s two types of babies. One that comes out of a woman’s vagina, normal, and then butt babies, worse in every way. They come out of a woman’s butt. You know, I believed I was a butt baby until I was like, 14.
Just remember, even if they end up being okay to “work with,” they’re still not gonna be good friends.[to Peacemaker]