The mind is a den of scorpions better left running from, not towards.
He bangs chicks? Good for him. He f***s dudes? Got no problem with that. He starts f***ing fish? That’s taking it a step too far.[about Aquaman]
We’re born killers. What separates us from other killers is we only kill bad people. Usually. Unless there’s a mistake.[to Peacemaker]
This is my jam. You know, this is back when men were real men, because they weren’t afraid to be women.
You don’t wanna believe in miracles, that’s on you.
You’re only right about one thing, I am a piece of s***! I’m a piece of s*** for listening to you for all those years! I’m a piece of s*** for not killing you in your sleep![to Auggie]
You don’t have to shoot people after I already killed them.[to Leota]
You can’t housetrain an eagle, dude. Not without stealing its soul.[to Harcourt]
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Why do all people that think pro wrestling is real think climate change is a hoax?
What happened to the good old days where you could just non-stop f*** with somebody without them claiming to be a victim?
There’s no wrong time to rock!
Right now, the world needs a son of a bitch, and you’re the only one I got.
