The mind is a den of scorpions better left running from, not towards.
We’re born killers. What separates us from other killers is we only kill bad people. Usually. Unless there’s a mistake.[to Peacemaker]
There’s no wrong time to rock!
Peacemaker is a great guy in almost every way, but his biggest flaw is that he commonly overestimates Eagly’s abilities.
My dad never made me anything. He was too busy off pretending to be gay just to get away from me.[to Peacemaker]
Just remember, even if they end up being okay to “work with,” they’re still not gonna be good friends.[to Peacemaker]
I’m not into sex because, like, it’s sex. I’m into sex because, like a lot of people, it’s an opportunity to bond with my best friend.
Why can’t you f***ing flush your drug down the toilet like a normal person?[John Economos]Because of the alligators in the sewer system, you callous piece of s***.[Adrian Chase]What?[John Economos]As if the addiction epidemic facing the country isn’t bad enough, he also wants the alligators in the sewers to be junkies.[Adrian Chase]You’re a moron.[John Economos]What the f*** does that have to do with alligators?[Adrian Chase]
That’s just Peacemaker, man. He’s always giving people nicknames.[Adrian Chase]Yeah. Thanks.[Christopher Smith]Being a bully’s just part of his personality.[Adrian Chase]
Who are you?[Auggie Smith]I’m just the guy who’s gonna f*** you so hard, your a**hole’s gonna be dragging behind you like a tail.[Adrian Chase]
Don’t worry about me. I never kill prostitutes. Their lives are hard enough. Only johns.[to Leota]
