John Economos Quotes

You were just judgmental about me trying to get my job back.[Emilia Harcourt]Yeah, but we exist on completely different moral spectrums. I’m famously a gigantic p***y. For me, just looking somebody directly in the eyes is an act of heroism.[John Economos]

Why can’t you f***ing flush your drug down the toilet like a normal person?[John Economos]Because of the alligators in the sewer system, you callous piece of s***.[Adrian Chase]What?[John Economos]As if the addiction epidemic facing the country isn’t bad enough, he also wants the alligators in the sewers to be junkies.[Adrian Chase]You’re a moron.[John Economos]What the f*** does that have to do with alligators?[Adrian Chase]

If you read my dossier, you’d know I have social deficiencies that are worth dealing with for all my other talents.

[about Sasha] I hate her so much. I used a pre-op photo of her mangled body as the screensaver on my phone for a while.[John Economos]That’s f***еd up.[Emilia Harcourt]Well, I’m not the one who made my brain.[John Economos]