Our biggest problems in life are the ones that we carry within ourselves. Everything else evens out.
I’m not into sex because, like, it’s sex. I’m into sex because, like a lot of people, it’s an opportunity to bond with my best friend.
You were just judgmental about me trying to get my job back.[Emilia Harcourt]Yeah, but we exist on completely different moral spectrums. I’m famously a gigantic p***y. For me, just looking somebody directly in the eyes is an act of heroism.[John Economos]
Why can’t you f***ing flush your drug down the toilet like a normal person?[John Economos]Because of the alligators in the sewer system, you callous piece of s***.[Adrian Chase]What?[John Economos]As if the addiction epidemic facing the country isn’t bad enough, he also wants the alligators in the sewers to be junkies.[Adrian Chase]You’re a moron.[John Economos]What the f*** does that have to do with alligators?[Adrian Chase]
If you read my dossier, you’d know I have social deficiencies that are worth dealing with for all my other talents.
[about Sasha] I hate her so much. I used a pre-op photo of her mangled body as the screensaver on my phone for a while.[John Economos]That’s f***еd up.[Emilia Harcourt]Well, I’m not the one who made my brain.[John Economos]
I don’t want to be a joke anymore, Ads. This is all I’ve ever wanted, you know? To be a real hero.
I can’t believe you didn’t realize we’re in Nazi world.[Emilia Harcourt]Come on. How was I supposed to notice that?[Christopher Smith]Because of the copies of Mein Kampf on every desk?[Emilia Harcourt]Think I’d be this buff if I looked at books?[Christopher Smith]Or the giant f***ing mural of Hitler?[Emilia Harcourt]Oh, f***. How’d I miss that?[Christopher Smith]
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How’d I get stuck with this job?[Hawkgirl]You’re the only one whose handwriting is legible.[Maxwell Lord]
Don’t worry about me. I never kill prostitutes. Their lives are hard enough. Only johns.[to Leota]
A relationship isn’t just about how much you love somebody, but it’s about building a life together where both partners can be happy.
