Peacemaker is a great guy in almost every way, but his biggest flaw is that he commonly overestimates Eagly’s abilities.
Our biggest problems in life are the ones that we carry within ourselves. Everything else evens out.
My older brother told me there’s two types of babies. One that comes out of a woman’s vagina, normal, and then butt babies, worse in every way. They come out of a woman’s butt. You know, I believed I was a butt baby until I was like, 14.
My dad never made me anything. He was too busy off pretending to be gay just to get away from me.[to Peacemaker]
Just remember, even if they end up being okay to “work with,” they’re still not gonna be good friends.[to Peacemaker]
I’m not into sex because, like, it’s sex. I’m into sex because, like a lot of people, it’s an opportunity to bond with my best friend.
That’s a lot of gun for a little girl.[Christopher Smith]I was a lot of little girl for a gun.[Emilia Harcourt]
I don’t care about the quality of the knife, as long as the blade is sharp.
Are you sure those two kids came out of those parents? That’s an attractive couple, and that one looks like it came out of them, but the other one looks like a butt baby.
You were just judgmental about me trying to get my job back.[Emilia Harcourt]Yeah, but we exist on completely different moral spectrums. I’m famously a gigantic p***y. For me, just looking somebody directly in the eyes is an act of heroism.[John Economos]
You want to do this job, you can’t balk. Ever. You have to make the hard choice when necessary.[to Leota]
You wanna know why I don’t have a coterie of supervillains? My coterie of supervillains is six-feet-f***ing-under!
