One of the most important things about killing someone, to me, is a f***ing dove of peace on the weapon.
My older brother told me there’s two types of babies. One that comes out of a woman’s vagina, normal, and then butt babies, worse in every way. They come out of a woman’s butt. You know, I believed I was a butt baby until I was like, 14.
My dad never made me anything. He was too busy off pretending to be gay just to get away from me.[to Peacemaker]
It’s the four of us against a damn alien invasion. We need a psychopath.[Emilia Harcourt: The guy’s a psychopath.]
If I was gonna write a diary, it wouldn’t be a diary, it’d be a f***ing journal.
I’m just the guy who’s gonna f*** you so hard, your a**hole’s gonna be dragging behind you like a tail.[Auggie Smith: Who are you?]
I know inside my mind I’m not supposed to be giving a speech, but sometimes my mouth just does what it wants.
I have no interest in you other than your ability to fight for us. Just because you’re handsome doesn’t mean you’re not a piece-of-s*** murderer.[to Chris]
I got bullied too.[Leota Adebayo:How]By kids calling me a bully all the time, and telling me I was abusive. Hey, that hurt my feelings![to Leota]
I don’t trust my or anyone else’s gut. I trust logic.[to Leota]
I don’t threat, I just do.
I don’t mean to brag, sir, but it becomes a brag just by saying it, we defeated a gorilla![to Murn]