Feelings make things financially unfeasible.
Everybody thought Dad was the ruthless one, but I gotta hand it to you. If you’d been born after those feminists, you would have been the real gangster.[to Livia]
Every day is a gift. It’s just… does it have to be a pair of socks?[to Jennifer]
Each and every man is judged on his own merit.
Don’t be stupid. Even in the short term.[to Jennifer]
Doctors. It’s always good news till it ain’t.
Dead people don’t have houses.[about Livia]
Being a rebel in my family would have been selling patio furniture on Route 22.
At least she didn’t suffer. She made all of us suffer, instead.[Fran Felstein: I was sorry to hear about your mother.]
All due respect, you got no f***ing idea what it’s like to be number one. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other f***ing thing. It’s too much to deal with almost. And in the end, you’re completely alone with it all.[to Silvio]
“Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us.” If it’s so f***ing important to you, answer the f***ing phone!
“Remember when” is the lowest form of conversation.
