Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. “I guess I’ll have to spread my legs now,” she says. “Why?” he asks. “Don’t you have a vase?”
That’s what being a boss is, you steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it’s smooth, sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime, you find your pleasures where you can.
Let me die now if a man can’t voice to a beautiful woman the zephyrs that are blowing through his mind.