It was an idea. I don’t know. Who knows where they f***ing come from? Isaac Newton invented gravity because some a**hole hit him with an apple.
When you’re bleeding a guy, you don’t squeeze him dry right away. Contrarily, you let him do his bidding, suavely. So you can bleed him next week and the week after, at a minimum.
Well, keep your mother off the streets and I won’t f*** her.[Protester: You’re a wise-ass motherf***er?]
Unless they’re paying your nut, nobody has a right to tell anybody else how to earn a f***ing living.[to Jackie Jr.]
So if you love me, stir my eggs, okay?[Adriana La Cerva: I worry about you, that’s all. I love you so much.]
I was trying to say something positive ’cause she’s your friend.[Adriana La Cerva: You were saying she had a nice ass.]
I had some problems with my screenplay, so I bought that book, “How to Write a Movie in 21 Days”. That was like a year ago.
Some kid with chinky eyes called Moltisanti? He’d get his ass kicked every day.[to Adriana, about adopting]