That’s the guy, Adriana. My Uncle Tony. The guy I’m going to hell for.
It was an idea. I don’t know. Who knows where they f***ing come from? Isaac Newton invented gravity because some a**hole hit him with an apple.
I’ve been sober and I’ve been high. Sober’s better.
When you’re bleeding a guy, you don’t squeeze him dry right away. Contrarily, you let him do his bidding, suavely. So you can bleed him next week and the week after, at a minimum.
There’s no chemical solution to a spiritual problem.
You’re a wise-ass motherf***er?[Protester]Well, keep your mother off the streets and I won’t f*** her.[Christopher Moltisanti]
Unless they’re paying your nut, nobody has a right to tell anybody else how to earn a f***ing living.[to Jackie Jr.]
I worry about you, that’s all. I love you so much.[Adriana La Cerva]So if you love me, stir my eggs, okay?[Christopher Moltisanti]
Other people’s definitions of you? Sometimes they’re more about making themselves feel better. You gotta define yourself.[to Blundetto]
You were saying she had a nice ass.[Adriana La Cerva]I was trying to say something positive ’cause she’s your friend.[Christopher Moltisanti]
I had some problems with my screenplay, so I bought that book, “How to Write a Movie in 21 Days”. That was like a year ago.
Some kid with chinky eyes called Moltisanti? He’d get his ass kicked every day.[to Adriana, about adopting]
