All books add up to one essential truth, which is, if your IQ is above a certain number, life is pretty much unbearable. And the number is not even that high.
You think you’re bold? You think you know sin? You’re still learning the language, I wrote the bloody book.
That’s sad, people buying books because of what’s popular, not because they want to be moved or changed in some way.
I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. These books… these books are my paddles.[explains the reason why he needs more than five books]
There are countless types of books in this world, which makes good sense because there are countless types of people.
You’re the one who grew up your entire life looking for that book, and you never found it. Me on the other hand, I can’t fart without tripping over that thing. And I fart a lot.[to Ruby]
You know that that book can send you back, right? So you want to scramble my brain until I give it to you. Well think again! The only person who scrambles my brain, pal, is me, by doing the fun stuff, like drinking glue, and sniffing booze!