We never would’ve upset you if we knew you had superpowers.
Our friend has superpowers, and she squeezed your tiny bladder with her mind.
Yeah, that’s right! You better run! She’s our friend and she’s crazy!
Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?[to Scott Clarke]
Found it! I knew she was hoarding it. I knew it. Always lying, saying she’s out. Bald-faced liar. Mike, I found the chocolate pudding!
Sometimes, your total obliviousness just blows my mind.[to Mike]
Just wait till we tell Will that Jennifer Hayes was crying at his funeral.
I’m sorry. You ate my cat.[after closing Dart in the storm cellar]
Okay, it’s official. I’m never having kids.
Lando.[repeated line]
Instead of dating somebody because you think’s gonna make you cooler, why not date somebody you actually enjoy being around?[to Steve]
I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. These books… these books are my paddles.[explains the reason why he needs more than five books]
