If everyone fought fire with fire, the world would go up in smoke.
I don’t like fancy titles unless they get me a discount at the movies.
Life is a conundrum of esoterica.
There are times when the entire world seems wrong. The way a reptile room without any reptiles seems wrong. The way a bookshelf without any books seems wrong. Or a loved one’s house without the loved one.
The stove is a bit like a servant. You have to whack it sometimes to get it to work.
Laws are like sausages. If you learn how they’re made, it can ruin your breakfast.
I’m going to need a little while to figure out what to wear. It’s not “in” to burn down a secret headquarters without wearing a fashionable outfit.
Having a brilliant idea isn’t as easy as turning on a light. But just as a single bulb can illuminate even the most depressing of rooms, the right idea can shed light on a depressing situation.
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For Beatrice – Summer without you is as cold as Winter. Winter without you is even colder.
What happens in a certain place can stain your feelings for it, just as ink can stain a white sheet of paper. You can never forget what transpired in that place just as words in ink can never be unwritten.
This baby doesn’t stop complaining, no matter how many times I pinch her.[about Sunny]
Seize the children!
