Being righteous and well-read never gets you anywhere.
All over the world, people tell themselves that doing chores is useful, just as they tell themselves that an apple is as delicious as a cookie or that television is an important cultural art form.
A lot of people seem noble that aren’t.
A library is like an island in a vast sea of ignorance.
A fish bone? Are you trying to kill me? I’m impressed.[to Baudelaires]
A fake doctor’s work is never done.
Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that your worst enemy has been awarded free ice cream, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview.
