For Beatrice – Summer without you is as cold as Winter. Winter without you is even colder.
This baby doesn’t stop complaining, no matter how many times I pinch her.[about Sunny]
There’s no word to describe the feeling of waking up and knowing instantly that something is terribly wrong.
The stove is a bit like a servant. You have to whack it sometimes to get it to work.
Scram, police! Wait, wait! That’s us. Right.
Please, come in, and mind you wipe your feet on the mat so you don’t track in any mud. And don’t forget your enormous fortune!
Marriage is like sharing a root beer float, or agreeing to be the back half of a horse costume. Even when it’s happening onstage, you should only do it with the people you love.
Life is a conundrum of esoterica.
It’s time. Let’s lose our first patient.
I’m going to need a little while to figure out what to wear. It’s not “in” to burn down a secret headquarters without wearing a fashionable outfit.
I guess those who can’t do, teach.
Does this seem like a nightmare? A bad dream? Because that’s the effect I was going for.
