Doctor Quotes

I want to be known as a good doctor, not a good autistic doctor.

What would you prefer – a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.

Being a surgeon isn’t just about cutting.

Treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.

It’s time to stop being a doctor. Be a friend.[to Audrey]

Doctors are like crows. When you see two or three of them gathered together, you know there is a death in the offing, and they are discussing it. With the crows, they are deciding which parts to tear open and make off with, and so it is with the doctors.

A fake doctor’s work is never done.

You know what I like about hospitals? They don’t need to know how good of a person you are in order to take care of you. They don’t need to know what’s going on in your head before they wrap a bandage around your arm. People like that are rare.

Sometimes patients die. Doesn’t matter how good the doctor is.[to Shaun]

Interesting. I tell you to take me to a doctor you trust, you bring me to the woman you shat on.

When a doctor becomes a criminal, all hell breaks loose.

This is why I don’t go to the doctor, because if you start poking around because you think something’s wrong, you’re gonna find something.