If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.
Everybody lies.
You talk to God, you’re religious; God talks to you, you’re psychotic.
What would you prefer – a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.
Humanity is overrated.
Truth begins in lies.
Treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.
Relax, I have just the thing to cheer you up… we’re being sued!
Reality is almost always wrong.
It’s one of the great tragedies of life – something always changes.