If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.
Everybody lies.
You talk to God, you’re religious; God talks to you, you’re psychotic.
What would you prefer – a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.
Truth begins in lies.
Treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.
Relax, I have just the thing to cheer you up… we’re being sued!
Reality is almost always wrong.
Humanity is overrated.
You really don’t need to know everything about everybody.
You know how some doctors have the Messiah complex – they need to save the world? You’ve got the “Rubik’s” complex; you need to solve the puzzle.
You can’t control your emotions… just your actions.