You scare me a little.[Rupert Campbell-Black]How can I scare you?[Agatha ‘Taggie’ O’Hara]I can see myself quite clearly reflected in your eyes, and for once, I’m not sure I like what I see.[Rupert Campbell-Black]
Why shoot you now when I can wait and have you savaged by an Irish wolfhound?[to Rupert]
We’re not in this to make money. We are in this to make joy.
Revenge is a dish best served on television.
Plans are meant to be broken. That’s when we have the most fun.
People used to sit around the fire for their stories. Now we sit around the television. We point our chairs at the corner of the room, and that is where we commune. Television has the power to bring us together. To help us forgive each other.
Never pays to think something’s definitively yours, in my experience.
Listen, I’m not–[Declan O’Hara]Prejudice? Of course not. You’re an a**hole to everyone.[Cameron Cook]
Watch now on:
It wasn’t personal.[Rupert Campbell-Black]Says every man who’s tried to screw me over.[Cameron Cook]
I’ve donated eye-watering sums to the Tory party. It’s not the public who decides which way the election goes, is it?
I’ll have you locked up for GBH.[Tony Baddingham]I’d be freer inside than I ever will be working for you.[Declan O’Hara]
I can’t believe you turned up uninvited.[Agatha ‘Taggie’ O’Hara]Don’t always have to be invited. Good things seldom come to those who wait.[Rupert Campbell-Black]
