You can make television without being a c**t, Tony.[Declan O’Hara]It’s not nearly so much fun though, is it?[Tony Baddingham]
Why shoot you now when I can wait and have you savaged by an Irish wolfhound?[to Rupert]
Revenge is a dish best served on television.
Never pays to think something’s definitively yours, in my experience.
If you don’t trust yourself, trust me. I am so confident in your performance.[to Maud]
I’ve donated eye-watering sums to the Tory party. It’s not the public who decides which way the election goes, is it?
I’m a businessman. I don’t make bad decisions.
I’ll have you locked up for GBH.[Tony Baddingham]I’d be freer inside than I ever will be working for you.[Declan O’Hara]
I love you, Cameron.[Tony Baddingham]No, you don’t love me. You just want to beat Rupert.[Cameron Cook]Can’t a man have it all?[Tony Baddingham]
How is the boyfriend? Is it fun being shacked up with a man who has f***ed everyone?[Tony Baddingham]As they say, practice makes perfect.[Cameron Cook]
