Is everything about everybody really about their mothers?[to Jennifer]
I remember my mother and my father arguing about something. I don’t know. And she kept talking about my father’s feeble-minded brother, but I always thought she meant you.
I didn’t burn down your restaurant. I swear on my mother.[Artie Bucco: Look me in the eye. Tell me you didn’t lay a finger on my place!]
Guys today have no room for the penal experience.
You’re entitled to s***![Carmela Soprano: I want what I am entitled to.]
You’re born to this s***. You are what you are.
You’re a bartender. You’re supposed to be listening to my problems.[to Artie]
You would think I was Hannibal Lecter before or something.[Carmela Soprano: I just think that’s very, very wonderful!]
You want more responsibility? Start with controlling your wife.[to Bobby]
You make your own luck in life.
You know what they say, “Revenge is like serving cold cuts.”[Jennifer Melfi: I think it’s, “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”]So, what’d I say?
You don’t s*** where you eat. And you really don’t s*** where I eat.[to Benny]