You can talk about every day being a gift and stopping to smell the roses, but regular life’s got a way of picking away at it.
Yeah, but what I think is funny is what an eight-year-old boy thinks is funny.[Valentina La Paz: Did you think it was funny?]
Yeah, and I bought CDs for a broken record.[Livia Soprano: Well, all I know is, daughters are better at taking care of their mothers than sons.]
Why didn’t you say something? F*** strippers, we could’ve had a shrine, sold holy water in gallon jugs. Could’ve made billions.[Paulie ‘Walnuts’ Gualtieri: One time at the Bing, I was alone to meet Eddy Lind. I saw the Virgin Mary.]
What the f*** is the matter with you?[Jennifer Melfi: Let’s get back to Pie-O-My. It’s sad that you’ve lost something that you love. That being said, it is a horse.]
What do you wanna talk about?
Richie Aprile: F***ing Dick Barone.
Well, as long as the two of you are happy.