Restaurant Quotes

Dude, it would be weird to work in a restaurant and not completely lose your mind.[Marcus: Is that not weird, though?]

I think it’s very clear that me trying to fix the restaurant was me trying to fix whatever was happening with my brother.

Look me in the eye. Tell me you didn’t lay a finger on my place![Artie Bucco]I didn’t burn down your restaurant. I swear on my mother.[Tony Soprano]

You want a restaurant to look successful, you take out half the tables and you have a line out the door.

You buy a man a table, he eats once. You teach a man how to get a table and he eats at that restaurant until it becomes a Starbucks.

People often talk about restaurants. As in, you know, what’s the history of it? What’s the impact it’s making? Who has worked there previously? What awards have they won? What about the, quote, “chef”? And I think what I’ve learned over the years, in all the places I’ve worked, is people don’t remember the food. It’s the people that they remember.

Fancy restaurant, rude waiter. It’s the law.

Come on, I’ve ruined date night because when we go to a restaurant the only thing I can eat is the chef.[to Joel]