You get to be good at real sports, I get to be good at fake ones.[Nick Nelson: How are you so good at this?]
It’s not a crush. I don’t just fall for any guy who’s nice to me.[to Tao]
I know I was joking about being weak, but I’m definitely too weak for this.[to Nick]
As your token straight friend, it’s my duty to remind you that sometimes people are straight. It’s an unfortunate fact of life.[to Charlie]