Beef Quotes

Time speeds up as you get older, because when you’re a year old, that year is a hundred percent of your perception of time, but as you get older, that year is a smaller fraction of the time you’ve experienced.

Anger is just a transitory state of consciousness.

When nowhere feels like home, you just retreat into yourself.

Everything fades. Nothing lasts. We’re just a snake eating its own tail.

The moment you begin to worry, the moment you acknowledge the worry, you solidify it into existence.

It is selfish for broken people to spread their brokenness.

Everyone born in the ’80s got f***ing screwed. Like, fast food, candy, f***ing secondhand smoke. Look, just think about it. We hit puberty right when they invented the Internet. And then when we left home, that’s when ethernet became a thing.[to Amy]

When do I get to enjoy something? Who’s gonna buy Amy something? Amy is. Amy’s gonna buy Amy something. You can’t give up one f***ing chair? I just wanna be taken care of[to George]

That’s what’s wrong with the world today, man. They want you to feel like you have no control.

Right there on the dollar bill, money declares its intent to cheapen great art.

I’m a bad person. I’ve tried to hide that from you, because you’re not. You’re as good as it gets. That’s why I fell in love with you.[to George]

Do you ever notice how it’s only people who have money that think money isn’t important? You know, the Buddha is only the Buddha because he was a prince first, right? He had stuff to renounce.[to George]