Somebody should tell Paramount Pictures to get their s*** together. We’re gonna be stealing thousands more of these things.[about DVD’s]
Life’s too short. You can’t waste it fighting with your friends.[to Chrissy]
I’d rather face 10 guys with shivs than something I can’t see.[about cancer]
Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously. They have both male and female sex organs. That’s why somebody you don’t trust, you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go f*** themselves?
