What do you get when you cross an accountant with a giant jet airplane? A Boring 747.
That’s the guy, Adriana. My Uncle Tony. The guy I’m going to hell for.
I’ve been sober and I’ve been high. Sober’s better.
There’s no chemical solution to a spiritual problem.
As far as f***ing bears are concerned, I say, get rid of them all. They had their turn, and now we got ours. That’s why dinosaurs don’t exist no more.
You know what the biggest change for me is? Broads shaving their bushes. I went over to Silvio’s, it’s like the Girl Scouts over there.
When he first heard the term “pie in the sky,” he volunteered for the 82nd Airborne.[to Christopher, about Tony]
What do I give a s*** if they’re scared or whatever. I’m running a f***ing business, not a popularity contest.
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There’s nothing like being in the joint to teach you how to ease another man’s tensions.
So what do I find at the pork store? A bunch of guys beating the meat.
Poverty is a great motivator.
Our bodies are 86 percent(%) water. His last blood test, he was 65 percent(%) zeppole.[to Christopher, about Tony]
