You can take 2007 and give it back to the Indians.
These are snakes with fur. The old Italians will tell you, you can’t even put them around a baby. They suck the breath right out.[about cats]
It was an idea. I don’t know. Who knows where they f***ing come from? Isaac Newton invented gravity because some a**hole hit him with an apple.
Did you hear the one about the Jewish terrorist? He was gonna hijack a plane, but he didn’t wanna use his miles.
What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? “Good morning, ladies.”
We each and every one of us, we’re alone in the ring, fighting for our lives.
People see only what you allow them to see.
Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. “I guess I’ll have to spread my legs now,” she says. “Why?” he asks. “Don’t you have a vase?”
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Flip? Let me explain something to you again, Ron, but differently. Being a rat where I’m coming from, that’s like asking a person where you’re coming from to become a f***ing Nazi!
Feelings make things financially unfeasible.
You make your own luck in life.
You don’t s*** where you eat. And you really don’t s*** where I eat.[to Benny]
