The Sopranos Quotes (Season 2)

When you’re bleeding a guy, you don’t squeeze him dry right away. Contrarily, you let him do his bidding, suavely. So you can bleed him next week and the week after, at a minimum.

Ten years you thought about Janice? There are men in the can better looking than my sister.[to Richie]

Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they’re leading.[to Tony]

If there’s ever anything you can do for me, let me know.[to Matt and Sean]

I figure I’m gonna have to do about 6000 years before I get accepted into heaven. And 6000 years is nothing in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It’s like a couple of days here.

When you’re married, you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce.[to Christopher]

What’s mine is not yours to give me.[to Tony]

You’re a wise-ass motherf***er?[Protester]Well, keep your mother off the streets and I won’t f*** her.[Christopher Moltisanti]

Ton’, you give this guy a golf club, he’ll probably try to f*** it.[about Don Vittorio]

Those who want respect, give respect.[to Richie]

Look, kid, I shouldn’t have to explain myself. I’m from the old school. You wanna raise your hand, you give her your last name. Then it’s none of my f***ing business. Until then, keep your hands in your pockets. We understand each other?[to Christopher]

I remember my mother and my father arguing about something. I don’t know. And she kept talking about my father’s feeble-minded brother, but I always thought she meant you.