Service Quotes

The king s***s and the Hand wipes.

We have toiled in God’s service long enough. So I killed Him. And if you want to get to Glory, you won’t be looking for His favor. You’ll need mine.[to Craddock]

If there’s ever anything you can do for me, let me know.[to Matt and Sean]

You want to be a surgeon? Then expect nothing in return.[to Belle]

I wanna cook for people and make them happy and give them the best bacon on Earth.[to Marcus]

Good service past is no excuse for breaking the law of the land.

You have to treat these people like sensitive children. They always say it’s about the money, but it’s not. It’s not even about the room. They just need to feel seen. They wanna be the only child. The special, chosen baby child of the hotel. And we are their mean mummies, denying them their Pineapple room.[to Lani]

Whoever would be great among you must be your servant, and whoever would be first among you must be your slave.

The best way to serve me is to pay close attention to my words.[to Martha]

People love waiters. I’m serious. Hey, it’s the world’s most straightforward relationship. People love food. Waiters deliver food and make people happy.[to Willis]

A great service merits a great reward.