Instead of kung fu, I was just a waiter who became a detective. But that doesn’t matter. I’m just a guy who wants to hang out with his best friend again. I’m just a guy who loves his parents. Just a guy who tried to make things better, but only made it worse. Just a guy who fell for a girl. Just a guy who misses my brother. I guess that’s my story.
You’ve seriously never seen a cop show? How is that even possible?[Willis Wu]Video games and weed.[Fatty Choi]
You think you know someone, but not really. Everyone has secrets. Everyone pretends. With your family, with your partner. Pretend long enough… you might just lose yourself.
Was I talking to Audrey last night?[Willis Wu]Yeah, a little.[Fatty Choi]Did I embarrass myself?[Willis Wu]Yeah, a lot.[Fatty Choi]
The only thing worse than getting hit was choosing to stay down.
Some people are winners and some people are waiters.[to Audrey]
People love waiters. I’m serious. Hey, it’s the world’s most straightforward relationship. People love food. Waiters deliver food and make people happy.[to Willis]
Nothing ever changes. And, you know, most days, the highlight of my day is taking out the trash with you, man. Sometimes I just feel like there’s a whole world out there I’ll never get to see as long as I’m trapped, here, in Chinatown.[to Fatty]
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Maybe I’m not the hero. Maybe it isn’t my story. But I can still be a part of it.
Look, I’m just a waiter. I can’t solve your existential indecisiveness.
I feel like I’m a background character in someone else’s story.[Willis Wu]I think that’s called being a loser.[Fatty Choi]
Guys like us don’t become the heroes.[to Fatty]
