You’ve seriously never seen a cop show? How is that even possible?[Willis Wu]Video games and weed.[Fatty Choi]
Was I talking to Audrey last night?[Willis Wu]Yeah, a little.[Fatty Choi]Did I embarrass myself?[Willis Wu]Yeah, a lot.[Fatty Choi]
The only thing worse than getting hit was choosing to stay down.
People love waiters. I’m serious. Hey, it’s the world’s most straightforward relationship. People love food. Waiters deliver food and make people happy.[to Willis]
Look, I’m just a waiter. I can’t solve your existential indecisiveness.
I feel like I’m a background character in someone else’s story.[Willis Wu]I think that’s called being a loser.[Fatty Choi]
