Armond Quotes

You have to treat these people like sensitive children. They always say it’s about the money, but it’s not. It’s not even about the room. They just need to feel seen. They wanna be the only child. The special, chosen baby child of the hotel. And we are their mean mummies, denying them their Pineapple room.[to Lani]

The goal is to create for the guests an overall impression of vagueness that can be very satisfying, where they get everything they want but they don’t even know what they want, or what day it is, or where they are, or who we are, or what the f*** is going on.[to Lani]

How was the cruise?[Armond]Not good.[Dillon]Great.[Armond]Actually, it was a s*** show. They’re f***ing pissed.[Dillon]Perfect.[Armond]

He thinks we ruined his honeymoon? F*** him! I will ruin his honeymoon.[to Dillon]