Rome Quotes

When you couple with her, there’s a spot just above her cunny. It’s like a little button. Now, attend to that button, and she will open up like a flower.[Titus Pullo]How do you know this of her?[Lucius Vorenus]All women have them. Ask anyone.[Titus Pullo]

They say slaves talk of bravery as fish talk of flying.[Julius Caesar]They say that, do they? How very witty of them.[Posca]

Me, I have simpler tastes. I like to kill my enemy, take their gold and enjoy their women. And that’s it. Why tie yourself to one? Where’s the flavor? Where’s the joy?[Titus Pullo]Pullo, when was the last time you had a woman who wasn’t crying or wanting payment?[Lucius Vorenus]

A large p**is is always welcome.

Your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women will say they don’t like it, but they do. It makes them wet as October.[to Vorenus]

You’re no coward. But you do have a strong disease in your soul. A disease that will eat away at you, until you die.[to Antony]

You’ll not turn to drink, will you?[Mark Antony]No, sir.[Lucius Vorenus]Well, you stoic types often do… when disappointed in life.[Mark Antony]

You’ll make a lot of men very angry with your Gauls, and your Celts, and your plebs and such. I’ll have to double your guard.[Mark Antony]That’s what I told him. Will he listen?[Posca]Guards can keep my enemies away. They can do nothing about my friends.[Gaius Julius Caesar]

You… talk too much.[Lucius Vorenus]We all have our faults.[Titus Pullo]

You still f***ing my mother?[Gaius Octavian][laughs]When she’ll have me.[Timon]That would explain your excessive familiarity.[Gaius Octavian]

You should have no ill conscience. We only did what we had to do.[Marcus Tullius Cicero]No doubt Saturn said something of the sort after eating his children.[Marcus Junius Brutus]

You may call a cat a fish, but it will not swim.