A large p**is is always welcome!
You are a thief. A foolish, incompetent thief. But we will treat your foolishness as some species of loyalty.
They say a slave talks of bravery like a fish talks of flying.
I have simpler tastes. I like to kill my enemies, take their gold and enjoy their women. That’s it. Why tie yourself to one? Where’s the flavor? Where’s the joy?
I do not like to quarrel with fortune, and clearly she’s taken you for a pet.
Fortune pi**es on me once again!
Also very important. When you couple with her there’s this spot just above her cunny. It’s like a button. Now, attend to that button and she will open up like a flower.