When you couple with her, there’s a spot just above her cunny. It’s like a little button. Now, attend to that button, and she will open up like a flower.[Titus Pullo]How do you know this of her?[Lucius Vorenus]All women have them. Ask anyone.[Titus Pullo]
Your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women will say they don’t like it, but they do. It makes them wet as October.[to Vorenus]
You… talk too much.[Lucius Vorenus]We all have our faults.[Titus Pullo]
[in a brothel]What’s your price, then?[Titus Pullo]One thousand.[Madame]Gerrae! I could have half the whores in Narbo for that, and their mothers.[Titus Pullo]We’re not in Narbo, whatever that might be.[Madame]All right, my dove. We’ll pay. But the girl better f*** him like Helen of Troy with her ass on fire, or I’ll know the reason why.[Titus Pullo]
There’s no way… I can dissuade you from your task, I suppose? I have a great deal of money.[Marcus Tullius Cicero]No, sorry. Normally, I’d be tempted, but you’re far too important. Imagine the fuss, I get back and I haven’t done my job.[Titus Pullo]
No one’s a traitor until they are.
[as he is waiting for Octavian in the lobby of the exclusive brothel] Nice place, this. Clean. [pause] I don’t suppose, seeing as I’m with the quality…[Titus Pullo]Not a chance.[Madame]
Is that it? I was just beginning to enjoy myself.[after the flogging]
[about Vorenus]If both of you were drowning in the river, I’d save you first. No question.[Titus Pullo]Swear?[Eirene]I swear. You’re half his weight.[Titus Pullo]
Forculus, if you be the right god for the business here, I call on you to help me. If you will open this door, then I will kill for you a fine white lamb, or, failing that, if I couldn’t get a good one at a decent price, then six pigeons.
Do you care for nothing but women?[Lucius Vorenus]What else is there? Food, I suppose.[Titus Pullo]
[the last lines of the series]By my blood, I’ll not rest until I have avenged my mother and redeemed my father’s name.[Caesarion]Listen, about your father…[Titus Pullo]