Tell me, how is Caecilia?[Gaius Julius Caesar]She’s healthy, I thank you.[Chief Augur]Good. I recall I forgot her last birthday.[Gaius Julius Caesar]Her birthday?[Chief Augur]Remiss of me, I know. Perhaps she would forgive my rudeness were I to send her a gift.[Gaius Julius Caesar]Oh, really, that’s not necessary.[Chief Augur]Hard to find the right gift for a woman, neh? What one loves, another scorns.[Gaius Julius Caesar]Perhaps she would accept some money.[Mark Antony]There’s an idea. Hundred-thousand sesterce, say?[Gaius Julius Caesar]Oh, that’s very kind of you. I’m afraid my wife is a woman of expensive tastes.[Chief Augur]The best women often are.[Mark Antony]Hundred and fifty thousand.[Gaius Julius Caesar]She would dress her slaves in silk if I would let her. She eats oysters for breakfast daily.[Chief Augur]She should be most careful. People often choke on oysters.[Mark Antony]