The Sopranos Quotes (Season 1)

You heard about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn’t understand.

What about the dead guy?[Christopher Moltisanti]You keep prodding him with a stick. You light a candle to Saint Anthony. But I think you’re f***ed.[Tony Soprano]

I have patients who are suicidal.[Jennifer Melfi]Well, they’re not gonna feel any better about their life if you get clipped.[Tony Soprano]

You’re talking to the wrong white man, my friend. My people were the white man’s n***er when yours were still painting their faces and chasing zebras.[to Massive Genius]

Yeah, Little Pussy. You think he’s gonna f*** with Big Pussy? My Pussy?[to Hesh]

It’s the 90s. Parents are supposed to discuss sex with their children.[Meadow Soprano]Yeah, but that’s where you’re wrong. You see, out there, it’s the 1990s, but in this house, it’s 1954. 1990s. 1954. So now and forever, I don’t want to hear any more sex talk, okay?[Tony Soprano]

Well, all I know is, daughters are better at taking care of their mothers than sons.[Livia Soprano]Yeah, and I bought CDs for a broken record.[Tony Soprano]

If you can’t get your friends jobs, what’s the purpose of attaining success?

You live, you learn.

What if something should happen?[Carmela Soprano]You dig out my blue suit, you call up old man Coletti, and tell him not to put too much makeup on my face.[Tony Soprano]

What do you study in India? How not to get diarrhea?[to Meadow]

This psychiatry s***. Apparently, what you’re feeling is not what you’re feeling, and what you’re not feeling is your real agenda.