The Sopranos Quotes (Season 6)

You can talk about every day being a gift and stopping to smell the roses, but regular life’s got a way of picking away at it.

One time at the Bing, I was alone to meet Eddy Lind. I saw the Virgin Mary.[Paulie ‘Walnuts’ Gualtieri]Why didn’t you say something? F*** strippers, we could’ve had a shrine, sold holy water in gallon jugs. Could’ve made billions.[Tony Soprano]

Where did he get this bread, the bread museum?[at Artie’s restaurant]

This is gonna sound stupid, but I saw at one point that our mothers are… They’re bus drivers. No, they are the bus. See, they’re the vehicle that gets us here. They drop us off and go on their way. They continue on their journey. And the problem is that we keep trying to get back on the bus, instead of just letting it go.[to Jennifer]

There’s no scraps in my scrapbook.

There’s no geographical solution to an emotional problem.[to Marie]

The worst part, truthfully, is I gotta sit there with people who are hurting. Bad. And I gotta have the long face and the sighing and the platitudes. But I don’t feel it. And that makes me feel like a hypocrite. And that makes me mad at them.[to Jennifer]

The grieving process, it takes time the closer you are to somebody.

That’s the thing with the gays. It’s the living in the closet, makes them devious.

My estimate historically, 80% of the time it ends up in the can like Johnny Sack or on the embalming table at Cozarelli’s.

It’s in his blood, this miserable f***ing existence. My rotten, f***ing putrid genes have infected my kid’s soul. That’s my gift to my son.

It’s a death sentence. You’re a smurf for 10 or 15 years, and then you die, s***ting in your pajamas.[about Alzheimer’s]