Five hours they let me out for these funerals. I gotta spend it being maudlin?[to Tony]
Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. There was no one there.
Everybody knows you’ve been the biggest f***ing cooze hound around the past four or five years. Your midlife crisis. You’d f*** a catcher’s mitt.
Depression is rage turned inward.
At our age it’s enough surprise we’re still alive every morning.
I was sorry to hear about your mother.[Fran Felstein]At least she didn’t suffer. She made all of us suffer, instead.[Tony Soprano]
All due respect, you got no f***ing idea what it’s like to be number one. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other f***ing thing. It’s too much to deal with almost. And in the end, you’re completely alone with it all.[to Silvio]
A lot of things didn’t happen that seem like they happened.
“Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us.” If it’s so f***ing important to you, answer the f***ing phone!
