I didn’t make human nature, but I do know what they read and what they watch. I make my nut off what people really want. Don’t tell me about people. I’d go flat broke in a week if I didn’t.[to Gil]
He’s wearing sunglasses inside. It looks like if Santa Claus was a hitman.[to Tom, about Logan]
He’s a sociopath, but he wouldn’t be a good torturer. Not because he doesn’t have the stomach, but he just doesn’t have the patience.[about Logan]
He made you a playground, and you think it’s a whole world. Go out and see how you like it.[to Shiv, about Logan]
He likes me. People like me. I look like a matador and everyone wants to f*** me.[to Kendall, about Lawrence]
Have you ever had a f***ing grapefruit without an agenda?[to Marcia]
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
