Love and marriage. I feel another million drain with every cluck from that hen house.
Let’s just enjoy this sham marriage and the death of romance. It’s gonna be great.[to Shiv, about Connor’s wedding]
Information. It’s like a bottle of fine wine. You store it, you hoard it, you save it for a special occasion, and then you smash someone’s f***ing face in with it.[to Greg]
If we own all the news, I do actually wonder where I’ll get my f***ing news. Because at some point, someone needs to actually keep track of what’s going on in the world.[to Tom]
If it feels scary, it’s because the potential is scary.
If I get fired, I think you are f***ed. It’s the family death march.[to Greg]
If I cringe any harder, I might become a fossil.
I’m the eldest boy! I am the eldest boy!
I love you. Really, I love you, but I cannot f***ing stomach you. [to Kendall]
I know that you’ve read a lot of books about business management and this and that, but you know what? Sometimes it is a big d*ck competition.[to Kendall]
I gotta level with you, because if I eat any more songbirds, I’m gonna hurl.[to Tom]
I gave you a destination. I can’t walk you there.[to Shiv]
