Rick and Morty Quotes

Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn’t.

When you’re an a**hole, it doesn’t matter how right you are, nobody wants to give you the satisfaction.

When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours.[to Beth]

Merchandise, Morty. Your only purpose in life is to buy and consume merchandise. And you did it. You went into a store, an actual honest to God store, and you bought something. You didn’t ask questions or raise ethical complaints. You just looked straight into the bleeding jaws of capitalism and said, “yes, daddy, please.” And I’m so proud of you. I only wish you could’ve bought more.

I’m easy to make happy, which is why nobody gives a s*** if I am.

I don’t discuss problems, I incinerate them.[to Dr. Wong]

You’re a monster. You’re like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.[to Rick]

When smart people get happy, they stop recognizing themselves.

The world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important.

New situations can be intimidating. You’re looking around, and it’s all scary and different, but, you know, meeting them head on, charging right into them like a bull, that’s how we grow as people.

Morty, if winning an argument is that important to you, you were never alive!

If we can kill our enemies, but we can’t jack them off, then how are we better than them?[to Morty]