Rick and Morty Quotes (Season 4)

I don’t discuss problems, I incinerate them.[to Dr. Wong]

Merchandise, Morty. Your only purpose in life is to buy and consume merchandise. And you did it. You went into a store, an actual honest to God store, and you bought something. You didn’t ask questions or raise ethical complaints. You just looked straight into the bleeding jaws of capitalism and said, “yes, daddy, please.” And I’m so proud of you. I only wish you could’ve bought more.

You’re still learning English? That’s the language you speak. How dumb are you?[to Morty]

Living without consequences is great, but then I started wondering, what am I living for? What am I building? If I’m always looking back, I’m never looking ahead. And then it hit me. We are who we are because of consequences.

If Morty ever gives up on a single dream, it had better be because of his own disillusionment.[to Rick]

You know who’s into dragons, Morty? Nerds that refuse to admit they’re Christian.

There’s no such thing as a bad idea, Morty. It’s about execution.

Instead of two heist movies I slept through, Randotron’s algorithm is derived from the plots of three David Lynch movies I pretended to like to make my friends shut up.

I find the insinuation that I can’t ask questions and have fun condescending.

Every breath I take without your permission raises my self-esteem!

Buy another one, Morty. Consume, Morty. Nobody’s out there shopping with this f***ing virus.

Your special time is your power. It makes you strong like a boob.[to Summer]