Morty, if winning an argument is that important to you, you were never alive!
I’m easy to make happy, which is why nobody gives a s*** if I am.
I hate every country in the universe, brother! They’re job placement programs for the politicians that invent them.
You might want to learn this early, Morty. Life is a fight.
Truly nobody cares about your d*ck, Morty. The sooner you learn that, the better.
Since when does this house care about alien lives. We don’t even watch British television.
So time moves faster in there? It’s like a Narnia thing?[Morty Smith]I’m not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ, Morty. But yeah, it’s pretty much a Narnia thing.[Rick Sanchez]
A, decoys don’t build decoys, and, B, you think the mere suggestion I’m fake would break me? Christ, I’m not your mom.[to Summer]
Watch now on:
You’re down here bailing on the rest of us because you don’t want to process your grief and shame like a normal person, by drinking and mistreating strangers.[to Birdperson]
Yeah, guess I am an a**hole! Y’know, sometimes you gotta be an a**hole! My grandpa taught me that!
I’m finally free. All because of Morty.[Planetina]What a romantic story about our son killing a room full of people.[Jerry Smith]
That’s when you’ve got everybody’s attention, when they’re putting crap on their feet! That’s when they wanna laugh, cry, or feel anything besides a shoe going on their foot!
