I’m sorry, Rick.[Morty Smith]That apology and a screwdriver in my hand would be worth a screwdriver.[Rick Sanchez]
Rick can make secret decoys of the family and place them all around the country, but f*** me if I have questions about the starfish man in a target suit.
Okay, let’s go see this latest piece of Marvel s*** you kids are jizzing over.[to Morty]
I f***ed it up, okay?[Morty Smith]It’s okay, Morty. That’s what you do.[Rick Sanchez]
They’re not actually gonna attack a space baby, are they?[Beth Smith]I never thought I’d be the one to say this, but you need to watch more anime, Mom. Whoa, easy now, Naruto![Summer Smith]
I have to admit, it was pretty Rick of you to avert an apocalypse in a tantrum of cynicism just to destroy one dumb relationship.[to Summer]
I exist because you guys failed to abort me. We get the family we get, not the one we want. And if you want to keep the one you got, get your asses into some anime spacesuits.
Everyone can change their nature, Morty. It’s what defines our species. Look at Iron Man. That actor was an animal in the ’90s, literally waking up in bushes. His agent had to catch him with a butterfly net.
Adventuring was just a metaphor for romantic partnership, so it’s not a real break-up.
