You think it’s fun to be a god, Ted? You think God’s nipples get hard when he murders a fish? That’s why every summer I take two weeks off and come here. I wipe my brain and pull all but my survival tech. I go home with the peace of mind stupid people get from watching Kevin Costner movies.
You ever think about how instead of wrapping yourself in infinite layers of defense you could just be nicer to people?[Morty Smith]Never once, Morty![Rick Sanchez]
The day I apologize will be because I am truly sorry. I don’t sully apologies by making it a ritual of flagellation.
That’s what happens when you get too used to winning. You start sucking your own d*ck.[to Morty]
Stop replacing my stuff with robots![Beth Smith]You never noticed the difference![Rick Sanchez]
Reese is a liability, Morty. He’s like a credit card. If he’s not in use, he’s gotta be shredded.
No whispering. Whispering’s the first step to turning on each other.
Jerry’s new pool sucks? Allow me.[Rick Sanchez]No, Rick, this is my pool! I can handle this mess without your sci-fi shenanigans.[Jerry Smith]Copy that. Treat Jerry like a baby so he can feel like a man.[Rick Sanchez]
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