Rick and Morty Quotes (Season 9)

Jerry’s new pool sucks? Allow me.[Rick Sanchez]No, Rick, this is my pool! I can handle this mess without your sci-fi shenanigans.[Jerry Smith]Copy that. Treat Jerry like a baby so he can feel like a man.[Rick Sanchez]

Is there something wrong with dogs? I was just trying to be like you. I’m so ashamed, Morty.[Snowball]Oh, Snowball! Humans are ashamed all the time. You guys used to be wolves. Humans, we used to be sub-hyena. I think we invented shame and judgment to cope.[Morty Smith]

How about that, huh? Medaling at the Olympics.[Rick Sanchez]I’m so tired.[Summer Smith]No more. Please.[Morty Smith]See? You just needed to learn how unsatisfying it is to work really hard for something.[Rick Sanchez]

Birds can get wherever they want, but can’t do anything once they get there. It’s like astral projection.

Being cruel is a danger signal, and you need to heed those red flags so you don’t get hurt.