Rick and Morty Quotes (Season 8)

You want me to be a parent? Fine. No more talking until you’re adults.

Who’s gonna invest in you if you won’t invest in yourself?

Memories aren’t real. And they can be as self-serving as any of us.[to Beth]

Jerrys are basically invisible. It’s our superpower.[as Mooch]

It was a good rescue, though.[Rick Sanchez]You got me fired![Space Beth]Only because you blew your chance to quit![Rick Sanchez]

I’m hammering sushi. What’s up?[Rick Sanchez]Well, funny story, or maybe not that funny.[Space Beth]Are you pitching a Hulu Original?[Rick Sanchez]

I’m gonna kill you, Mooch! And then I’m gonna f*** your wife![as Boss]Good luck! She’s married![as Mooch]

I can’t imagine anything worse than having to know.[to Morty]

Honey, you shouldn’t have to be a lost middle-aged woman yet. Take it from me. It sucks. And the joy of being 17 is not knowing anything, including how hard it’s gonna get.[Beth Smith]Yeah. I guess I’m sorry for what I said. I just don’t know how to be your friend.[Summer Smith]You don’t have to be. You’re my daughter.[Beth Smith]

Everyone sucks until they don’t. That’s the arc of every good story.